Uggg.
The "new" Euro-Zone stress tests last summer proved there was absolutely NO problem in Europe. ... Ah, ... well, ... ah ..., well ...
Sell. Sell. Sell.
Everyone used to say... "mortgage your house and short-sell!" - ha ha ha ha ha.
Now, your house is worthless and the banks have no money to lend for mortgages anyway(!)
Sad state of affairs; however, we strongly recommend you pay strict attention to the "results" of the "big bank controlled" stress test.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then... do the exact opposite from what the "data" says.
Big banks control people, NOT the other way around - as we know.
