Financial Euro/US$ Tanks and other Rolling Pins

... will need to come out to effectively fight the "malakoff" cocktails from the riots. The more we think about this, the more sense it makes to "print" Euros. Of course, the US would need to follow with printing presses.

Large Profits from the EU Weekend Meeting

The meeting will need to be a... ah... a success no matter what.

No one wants Large Louie to pay them a visit.

And no one wanted a huge sell off in the Euro/US$ on Friday (today) so the "massage-de-tuna" must continue and continually continue prior to the last conceivable minute.

Maybe the Chinese folks who stand to lose lots of Yuan could step in and lose even more money. ha ha ha... Probably not.

We think:

1. There IS an agreement.
2. It IS definitive.
3. It WILL save the planet.
4. But, there is just one more thing that needs to be agreed upon soon but later...!
5. But Large Louie has gone home for another day or so.
6. Meanwhile, check out the put buying volume of Euro/US$ ha ha ha!!!

NASDAQ extreme up Monday. Then... SHORT!

Guess who Pays for the Chase Bank Commercials on TV?

Surprise! YOU do!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Because the depositors, not even shareholders, are charged for the cost.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Suckers!!!

EU Weekend Meeting Results

Basically:

1. Yah, we have made excellent progress and are supremely close to the complete solution.
2. Yah, this will make the Euro so high that we can all immediately SELL and get out of here!
3. Bye suckers!