Large Profits from the EU Weekend Meeting

The meeting will need to be a... ah... a success no matter what.

No one wants Large Louie to pay them a visit.

And no one wanted a huge sell off in the Euro/US$ on Friday (today) so the "massage-de-tuna" must continue and continually continue prior to the last conceivable minute.

Maybe the Chinese folks who stand to lose lots of Yuan could step in and lose even more money. ha ha ha... Probably not.

We think:

1. There IS an agreement.
2. It IS definitive.
3. It WILL save the planet.
4. But, there is just one more thing that needs to be agreed upon soon but later...!
5. But Large Louie has gone home for another day or so.
6. Meanwhile, check out the put buying volume of Euro/US$ ha ha ha!!!

NASDAQ extreme up Monday. Then... SHORT!

Guess who Pays for the Chase Bank Commercials on TV?

Surprise! YOU do!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Because the depositors, not even shareholders, are charged for the cost.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Suckers!!!

EU Weekend Meeting Results

Basically:

1. Yah, we have made excellent progress and are supremely close to the complete solution.
2. Yah, this will make the Euro so high that we can all immediately SELL and get out of here!
3. Bye suckers!

Make Money in Silicon Valley

Intel is doing well but the price is too high for now.

Nvidia is now journalized to do terribly in Q3/Q4. Sell. Sell. Sell.

All is controlled by the EURO/USD and the rest is just high beta.

Euro/USD December Put Purchases

Notice anything that might predict how to make a quick $1B?

We do.

Chase Bank/Cheat Bank and Bank of America/Bank of Ameri-dah

Question for CEO: why is most of your investment of American capital in Europe?
Answer: it is not.
Question: then why is the entire US equity trade 99% correlated to the Euro/US$ forex currency trade?
Answer: we don't know.
Question: do you have super computers to manage these trades or do you "rent" them?
Answer: ahh... huh?
Question: what is your US bank charter, to invest in the United States or to take even more risk (even after your 2008 mess) in the Euro Zone?
Answer: What do you mean by "charter" and how is it spelled?
Question: do you accept every-day American citizen deposits and put those deposits at extreme risk... first in a declining baby-boomer US home market and now in a Euro-Default-Zone?
Answer: Ah... no... we stand by our European partners.

Predictions for the Technical Euro/US$ - do not Necessarily Rush

If the ratio were to stay in its present short pipe, then it would effectively be going parabolic(!)

We would love that case, because then it would quickly fall into a black hole discontinuity never to return. We are salivating at the chance!

Lots of money to be made here. Watch the technicals, wait for some distribution days, then whack the ratio and make everyone else on the planet poor... except for you... ha ha. We are not kidding.

An easy chance of a lifetime.